assbutter:

hey guys!! so as some of you following my main blog might know the job I was expecting to go back to this month never contacted me back so I’m back to jobhunting. my prospects are kind of iffy and I’m running low on funds so I’m doing emergency commissions so I can pay all my bills and still hopefully be able to eat.
commissions are the same way I usually do them, which for those who don’t know is that I charge different rates for different aspects of a picture. I’ll list prices for each piece of an illustration below and the total cost is the sum of the parts. I’ll go into more detail below but please feel free to contact me if you have any questions. I promise I don’t bite!

$7 for bust shots and $10 for full body characters. Each additional bust is another $5 and each additional full body character is another $7 each.

As for rendering, $8 for inks+spot colors and $13 for full color.

Add a background for $17


so in this system if you wanted a picture of two characters’ bust shots full color it’d be 7+5+13=26, and so on and so forth. if any of that was too confusing or you don’t feel like doing math feel free to drop me an email and I’ll give you a quote.

I can do fanmix covers, poster-style illustrations, action sequences, generic domestic stuff, whatever you’d like! I like to work with people to make sure I’m getting them the picture they actually want.
I will draw nudity and/or porn IF you are over 18, I’m not gonna sell no nudie pics to no minors. for more examples of that sort of thing check out my other blog here.
All correspondence should be through my email at crwalters@cfl.rr.comtumblr messages are super unreliable and I can’t go back through old messages to look for details. the subject line for emails should have the word commission in it somewhere so I can find it easily and so it doesn’t get shunted off as spam. All transactions will be through paypal, and please mark it as a service instead of a good so they don’t start an inquiry when I don’t mail anything to you lmao.
Signal boosts are greatly appreciated! please help me pay my bills!

assbutter:

hey guys!! so as some of you following my main blog might know the job I was expecting to go back to this month never contacted me back so I’m back to jobhunting. my prospects are kind of iffy and I’m running low on funds so I’m doing emergency commissions so I can pay all my bills and still hopefully be able to eat.

commissions are the same way I usually do them, which for those who don’t know is that I charge different rates for different aspects of a picture. I’ll list prices for each piece of an illustration below and the total cost is the sum of the parts. I’ll go into more detail below but please feel free to contact me if you have any questions. I promise I don’t bite!

$7 for bust shots and $10 for full body characters. Each additional bust is another $5 and each additional full body character is another $7 each.

As for rendering, $8 for inks+spot colors and $13 for full color.

Add a background for $17

so in this system if you wanted a picture of two characters’ bust shots full color it’d be 7+5+13=26, and so on and so forth. if any of that was too confusing or you don’t feel like doing math feel free to drop me an email and I’ll give you a quote.

I can do fanmix covers, poster-style illustrations, action sequences, generic domestic stuff, whatever you’d like! I like to work with people to make sure I’m getting them the picture they actually want.

I will draw nudity and/or porn IF you are over 18, I’m not gonna sell no nudie pics to no minors. for more examples of that sort of thing check out my other blog here.

All correspondence should be through my email at crwalters@cfl.rr.com
tumblr messages are super unreliable and I can’t go back through old messages to look for details. the subject line for emails should have the word commission in it somewhere so I can find it easily and so it doesn’t get shunted off as spam. All transactions will be through paypal, and please mark it as a service instead of a good so they don’t start an inquiry when I don’t mail anything to you lmao.

Signal boosts are greatly appreciated! please help me pay my bills!

signal boost

kingcheddarxvii:

tinycartridge:

Link, Isabelle, and more coming to Mario Kart 8 ⊟

What. Not sure if this reveal was accidental, but Nintendo UK’s official site posted listings for two upcoming downloadable content packs for Mario Kart 8.

The Zelda pack, coming this November, includes:

  • 3 Characters: Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Link
  • 4 Vehicles (is that a Blue Falcon from F-Zero?)
  • 8 Courses

The Animal Crossing pack isn’t due until May 2015:

  • 3 Characters: Villager, Isabelle, Dry Bowser
  • 4 Vehicles
  • 8 Courses

Each pack is priced at £7.00 or the UK, or around $11.60. The listings note, “As a bonus for purchasing both packs - as a bundle or separately - you can get eight different-coloured Yoshis and eight different-coloured Shy Guys that can be used right away.”

BUY Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart 7, upcoming games

HELL YEHAW

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aw shit

comicsalliance:

DONALD GLOVER IS SPIDER-MAN AT LAST (IN DISNEY XD’S ANIMATED SPIDER-MAN SERIES)
By Andrew Wheeler
“My name is Miles Morales, and I’m Spider-Man.” With those words, Donald Glover takes his place among the ranks of official on-screen Spider-Men.

It’s been known for a while now that Miles Morales, the Ultimate Universe version of Spider-Man, would make his screen debut in an upcoming episode of the Disney XD series Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors, but only now do we know that the part will be voiced by actor and Spidey fan Donald Glover. It’s a brilliant casting decision that we choose to interpret as the first step towards more Miles in other media, rather than an end in its own right.
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comicsalliance:

DONALD GLOVER IS SPIDER-MAN AT LAST (IN DISNEY XD’S ANIMATED SPIDER-MAN SERIES)

By Andrew Wheeler

“My name is Miles Morales, and I’m Spider-Man.” With those words, Donald Glover takes his place among the ranks of official on-screen Spider-Men.

It’s been known for a while now that Miles Morales, the Ultimate Universe version of Spider-Man, would make his screen debut in an upcoming episode of the Disney XD series Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors, but only now do we know that the part will be voiced by actor and Spidey fan Donald Glover. It’s a brilliant casting decision that we choose to interpret as the first step towards more Miles in other media, rather than an end in its own right.

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so important!

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

woman: okay.

society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.

society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

woman: still seems pretty awful.

society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

woman:

society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

woman:

society:

woman: i think i'll go with my third option.

society:

woman:

society: what third option?

woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

periods